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PLINKIANITY IS A NEW AND AMAZING RELIGION WHERE EVERYONE WORSHIPS THE LORD PLINKY. IT IS 100 PERCENT OFFICIAL HERE IS THE PICTURE OF OUR LORD.

SCRIPTURE STORIESEdit

CREATION OF DA WORLD lord plinky came down frum heavn and said lets make the world so she did and then there wuaz a woreld

then she say it lonely i need some friend so she make Wallop

Wallop she say u have powr over all the creaturez 

but first lemme take a selfie Wallop say

lord plinky say fine Wallop but i am takin ur limb

wht whyyyy lord plinky

lord plinky then agressively twerked and knocked out Wallop and took his limb

then she made eve eve say hi

eve u cant eat the fruit hissy gives u k????? lord plinky say

kk plinky says eve 

wallop get the beep up says eve Wallop gets up

wht u say he asks

im hungry what do we doooooooo complains eve

whale we eat fruit duh u idiot say wallop

um where da fruit eve say looking around the fruit filled garden

wallop just face palms and leaves so eve says oh yeah lord plinky said hissy had fruit imma get it

hissssssssssssssssssssy she screeches

hissy comes out singing talk dirty to me and eve sais 'gimme fruita'

r u sure eve then u disobey the lord says hissy

ya ya ya i hungry idc says eve

kk heres the fruit says hissy

ooh this tastes like crap my favrite WALLOP U GOT TO TRY THIS 

wallop say what and come over

eve give him the fruit

fruit ummy yummy say wallop and eats it

suddenly lord plinky says what u doin lil shits

um craaaapppp say eve and she run away but hissy trip her

u ate the fruit?? say lord 

ya say eve

kk i told u not to ur going to die a painful death worship me say plinky

but first lemme talk another selfie eve say 

no eve u bitch u must die say plinky

wallop then dies so does eve 

WORSHIP THE LORD PLINKY

ABRAHAMEdit

well now that i killed my two followers what do i do say lord plinky

suddenly theres oompah aka abraham and hes an old man and plinky say hmm

yo abraham she say

my name is oompah wht u say say oompah abraham

wanna worship me -click- or naw say lord plinky

uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh nu say oompah

ill give u a bby if u do but u may hav to murder it later say plinky

oh vry convincing i guess i hav to take tat ofer say oompah 
Oompah-Ham friend of god

okay well ur wife havin baby now so yea say plinky

THE NEXT DAYEdit

now oompah-ham has son and he sooooooooooooooooooo happy

lol now u have to murder him say plinky

what nu say oompah-ham

lol ya do it now say lord plinky

uggghhhhhhhhhhhhh u r a jerk mutters oompah ham

wht u say say plinky

uh u r so kewl say oompah ham

iSAAAC HIPPY HOP come here u lil radio thing say oompah-ham

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad what u want i am tryin to play call of duty say isaac hippyhop

were goin on a hike son say oompah ham

whaaat wheere we hikin 2???????????? say isaachippyhoppy

to the top of a mountain hah say oompah ham

AT THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAINEdit

wereee heeere say isaac hippyhop yaay

im so hungri did u bring snacks asks oompah ham

uhm no says isaac hippyhop

well then i hav to kill u say oompah ham

whattt dad r u evn seruious complains isaachippyhoppy

do i look like im jokin yung man say oompah ham evn tho his expresion is the same allll da timee

um yes? guessez isaac hippy hoppy NO U LIL ASshat I AM NOT scream oompah ham 

here is a blindfold put it on im kill u say oompah ham 
Issachippyhop

dad u r a useless bagel hisses isaac 

do not use that kind of languag yung man gasps oompah ham

WHILE OOMPAH HAM TIES ISAAC TO ALTAREdit

u cant see it but im sad say oompah ham and he takes knife to drive into his sons chest

W8 I WAS JUST JKing LULZ says big voice from the sky

ahhhhwhhh plinky laffs oompah ham

classic plinky they both laf then he kills his son

oops

SATAN LUBBEREdit

LUBBERBAES


da end of da world 1day in da desert da ppl arent ty-ing Plinky anymore

so she angry

den dis Plinky told to dis random guy, Noah 2 build a boat

he did and ppl were liek lol noah y u build a boat we in da desrt yo no seas rmbr?

den 1 day der was flood and evryone died except 4 noah and da animals

den dey found island wid a  one star resort and dey lived together

but noah forgot to bring his family so Plinky told him to make love wid da monkey so dat the hoomans can repopulate

and dats how da cavemen were born until dey evolved 2 normal hooomans

enemiesEdit

plinky hates everything in the whole moshi world

plinky loves everyone

but sadly

if u disrespect her

u will be banished deep beneath the Abyss with Lubber

lubber was the first creature to ever do dat to our lord and savior

technicaccly just like christianity except without jesus and lucifer

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