PLINKIANITY IS A NEW AND AMAZING RELIGION WHERE EVERYONE WORSHIPS THE LORD PLINKY. IT IS 100 PERCENT OFFICIAL HERE IS THE PICTURE OF OUR LORD.
SCRIPTURE STORIES[]
CREATION OF DA WORLD lord plinky came down frum heavn and said lets make the world so she did and then there wuaz a woreld
then she say it lonely i need some friend so she make Wallop
Wallop she say u have powr over all the creaturez
but first lemme take a selfie Wallop say
lord plinky say fine Wallop but i am takin ur limb
wht whyyyy lord plinky
lord plinky then agressively twerked and knocked out Wallop and took his limb
then she made eve eve say hi
eve u cant eat the fruit hissy gives u k????? lord plinky say
kk plinky says eve
wallop get the beep up says eve Wallop gets up
wht u say he asks
im hungry what do we doooooooo complains eve
whale we eat fruit duh u idiot say wallop
um where da fruit eve say looking around the fruit filled garden
wallop just face palms and leaves so eve says oh yeah lord plinky said hissy had fruit imma get it
hissssssssssssssssssssy she screeches
hissy comes out singing talk dirty to me and eve sais 'gimme fruita'
r u sure eve then u disobey the lord says hissy
ya ya ya i hungry idc says eve
kk heres the fruit says hissy
ooh this tastes like crap my favrite WALLOP U GOT TO TRY THIS
wallop say what and come over
eve give him the fruit
fruit ummy yummy say wallop and eats it
suddenly lord plinky says what u doin lil shits
um craaaapppp say eve and she run away but hissy trip her
u ate the fruit?? say lord
ya say eve
kk i told u not to ur going to die a painful death worship me say plinky
but first lemme talk another selfie eve say
no eve u bitch u must die say plinky
wallop then dies so does eve
WORSHIP THE LORD PLINKY
ABRAHAM[]
well now that i killed my two followers what do i do say lord plinky
suddenly theres oompah aka abraham and hes an old man and plinky say hmm
yo abraham she say
my name is oompah wht u say say oompah abraham
wanna worship me -click- or naw say lord plinky
uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh nu say oompah
ill give u a bby if u do but u may hav to murder it later say plinky
oh vry convincing i guess i hav to take tat ofer say oompah
okay well ur wife havin baby now so yea say plinky
THE NEXT DAY[]
now oompah-ham has son and he sooooooooooooooooooo happy
lol now u have to murder him say plinky
what nu say oompah-ham
lol ya do it now say lord plinky
uggghhhhhhhhhhhhh u r a jerk mutters oompah ham
wht u say say plinky
uh u r so kewl say oompah ham
iSAAAC HIPPY HOP come here u lil radio thing say oompah-ham
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad what u want i am tryin to play call of duty say isaac hippyhop
were goin on a hike son say oompah ham
whaaat wheere we hikin 2???????????? say isaachippyhoppy
to the top of a mountain hah say oompah ham
AT THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN[]
wereee heeere say isaac hippyhop yaay
im so hungri did u bring snacks asks oompah ham
uhm no says isaac hippyhop
well then i hav to kill u say oompah ham
whattt dad r u evn seruious complains isaachippyhoppy
do i look like im jokin yung man say oompah ham evn tho his expresion is the same allll da timee
um yes? guessez isaac hippy hoppy NO U LIL ASshat I AM NOT scream oompah ham
here is a blindfold put it on im kill u say oompah ham
dad u r a useless bagel hisses isaac
do not use that kind of languag yung man gasps oompah ham
WHILE OOMPAH HAM TIES ISAAC TO ALTAR[]
u cant see it but im sad say oompah ham and he takes knife to drive into his sons chest
W8 I WAS JUST JKing LULZ says big voice from the sky
ahhhhwhhh plinky laffs oompah ham
classic plinky they both laf then he kills his son
oops
SATAN LUBBER[]
da end of da world
1day in da desert da ppl arent ty-ing Plinky anymore
so she angry
den dis Plinky told to dis random guy, Noah 2 build a boat
he did and ppl were liek lol noah y u build a boat we in da desrt yo no seas rmbr?
den 1 day der was flood and evryone died except 4 noah and da animals
den dey found island wid a one star resort and dey lived together
but noah forgot to bring his family so Plinky told him to make love wid da monkey so dat the hoomans can repopulate
and dats how da cavemen were born until dey evolved 2 normal hooomans
enemies[]
plinky hates everything in the whole moshi world
plinky loves everyone
but sadly
if u disrespect her
u will be banished deep beneath the Abyss with Lubber
lubber was the first creature to ever do dat to our lord and savior
technicaccly just like christianity except without jesus and lucifer