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YOU GET TOAST OUT A TOASTERYOU PUT BREAD OR TOAST OR SOMEONE YOU REALLY HATE IN AND IT COOKS THEM SO YOU CAN EAT THEM AND PUT BUTTER ALL OVER THEM OR JAM OR SOMEONE YOU HATES BLOOD. SO THEY PING IN AND THEN THEY LIKE START GETTING ALL HOT AND SING THAT 'ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE' SONG NO THEY DONT DO ANYTHING DIRTY I EXPECT 60% OF YOU THINK THAT WAS GONNA BE DIRTY IT WASNT SO IF YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND THAT WAS PROBABLY CAUSED BY A DINOSAUR POOPING ON YOU AT BIRTH AND THAT WASNT MY FAULT DONT ASK YOUR PARENTS IF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE BORN BECAUSE THEY WILL PROBABLY DENY IT YOU KNOW WHAT THEYRE LIKE BECAUSE THEY ARE ADULTS AND ADULTS TELL A LOT OF LIES ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE DINOSAURS WHILE THE TOASTS ARE SINGING THEIR SONG ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE THEY LIKE START PLAYING GAMES OH MY GOD YET AGAIN NO THEY DONT DO ANYTHING DIRTY I EXPECT 50% OF YOU THINK THAT WAS GONNA BE DIRTY IT WASNT SO IF YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND THAT WAS PROBABLY CAUSED BY A DINOSAUR POOPING ON YOU AT BIRTH AND THAT WASNT MY FAULT DONT ASK YOUR PARENTS IF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE BORN BECAUSE THEY WILL PROBABLY DENY IT YOU KNOW WHAT THEYRE LIKE BECAUSE THEY ARE ADULTS AND ADULTS TELL A LOT OF LIES ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE DINOSAURS THE TOASTER IS AMAZING FOR THEM BECAUSE IT MEANS THEY GET HOTTER AND HOTTER. OH MY GOD THERE YOU ARE AGAIN. NO THEY DONT DO ANYTHING DIRTY I EXPECT ALL OF YOU WITH A BRAIN THINK THAT WAS GONNA BE DIRTY IT WASNT SO IF YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND THAT WAS PROBABLY CAUSED BY A DINOSAUR POOPING ON YOU AT BIRTH AND THAT WASNT MY FAULT DONT ASK YOUR PARENTS IF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE BORN BECAUSE THEY WILL PROBABLY DENY IT YOU KNOW WHAT THEYRE LIKE BECAUSE THEY ARE ADULTS AND ADULTS TELL A LOT OF LIES ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE DINOSAURS ANYWAY THEY GET HOTTER NOT DIRTY YOU FILTHY PEOPLE AND YEAH THEY GET WARMER *BETTER WORD CHOICE* AND THEN WARMER AND WARMER AND THEN SOMETIMES THEY GO BLACK IF THEY START SLEEPING I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. STOP BEING DIRTY. NO THEY DONT DO ANYTHING DIRTY I EXPECT YOU THINK THAT WAS GONNA BE DIRTY IT WASNT SO IF YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND THAT WAS PROBABLY CAUSED BY A DINOSAUR POOPING ON YOU AT BIRTH AND THAT WASNT MY FAULT DONT ASK YOUR PARENTS IF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE BORN BECAUSE THEY WILL PROBABLY DENY IT YOU KNOW WHAT THEYRE LIKE BECAUSE THEY ARE ADULTS AND ADULTS TELL A LOT OF LIES ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE DINOSAURS YES THEY GET TIRED AND DOZE OFF AND THATS HOW THEY GET BLACK. IF THEY ARE WIMPS THEY ARE NOT COOKED RIGHT BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED OF THE TOASTER AND HAVE TO JUMP OUT REALLY QUICKLY.  THE TOAST PINGS WHEN ITS READY AND THEN THEY PUT IT ON A PLATE WITH THE OTHER BIT OF TOAST BECAUSE LIKE EVERYONE IS FAT NO ONE EATS ONE BIT OF TOAST I MEAN YOU HAVE NOT LIVED IF YOU HAVENT EAT TWO BITS OF TOAST AT A TIME NOT AT THE SAME TIME THICKO RIGHT THEY START HUGGING EACHOTHER. KILL ME NOW. YOU SICKO. NO THEY DONT DO ANYTHING DIRTY I EXPECT 100% OF YOU THINK THAT WAS GONNA BE DIRTY IT WASNT SO IF YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND THAT WAS PROBABLY CAUSED BY A DINOSAUR POOPING ON YOU AT BIRTH AND THAT WASNT MY FAULT DONT ASK YOUR PARENTS IF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE BORN BECAUSE THEY WILL PROBABLY DENY IT YOU KNOW WHAT THEYRE LIKE BECAUSE THEY ARE ADULTS AND ADULTS TELL A LOT OF LIES ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE DINOSAURS ANYWAYS THEYRE ON THE PLATE TOGETHER, CUDDLING EACHOTHER, THEY GET SMOTHERED WITH A KNIFE AND THEN PEOPLE USE THAT KNIFE AND THEY START CUTTING THEM UP... AND THEN SOME HUMAN COMES ALONG AND EATS THE TOAST AND THEN POOPS.. IF YOU HAVENT LAUGHED AT ALL YOU ARE INSANE AND NEED TO GET HELP

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